WWKD?
John Edwards promises that the two Johnnies will perform miracles if elected — literally:
“We will do stem cell research,” he vowed. “We will stop juvenile diabetes, Parkinson’s, Alzheimer’s and other debilitating diseases. America just lost a great champion for this cause in Christopher Reeve. People like Chris Reeve will get out of their wheelchairs and walk again with stem cell research.”
The ultimate empty promise, Edwards continues to besmirch the reputation of trial lawyers everywhere.
No word on when the two will walk on water or turn water into wine, although it is known that a plague of locusts lawyers will descend on the populace on the day of the election.
Update: Rush takes note of the story in his usual humorous way:
Now that’s funny, I don’t care who y’are.
