Women vs. Handguns
With divorce rates remaining steady at over 40% of all marriages it is not surprising that Divorce Parties are becoming popular and there is even a Divorce Magazine (“help for generation ex”).
So as handguns become more acceptable in polite society and the nation’s murder rate hits a 40-year low, I thought it was a good time to dust off this oldie-but-goodie:
Top 10 Reasons why Men prefer Guns over Women
- You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
- You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
- If you admire a friend’s handgun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times. - Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.
- Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
- A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
- Handguns function normally every day of the month.
- A handgun doesn’t ask; “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
- A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman…
- YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.
