Terrorist Fables
A man was severely mauled by two chimpanzees even though he tried to reason with them throughout the horrific attack.
The moral of the story is that you cannot reason with animals, a lesson liberals would do well to heed as terrorists are very much like animals. It can be clearly seen by their oft-times unreasonable acts. Like wanting to kidnap Russell Crowe in 2001. (We will, of course, ignore the fact that the FBI has responded unreasonably by assigning valuable resources to protect this untalented hack.)
Speaking of liberals, I’m beginning to think that we should start quartering our armed forces in places they congregate. Like the University of South Florida. The current head of terrorist organization Islamic Jihad taught at the University of South Florida in Tampa for five years. This makes the second terrorist to have found a base of operations at the USF; Sami Al-Arian worked there while he raised money for terrorists.
One would think that the USF alumni would be a little upset. I know I would.
