Scary Kerry is In Da House!

Posted August 28th, 2004 by AlphaPatriot and filed in Kerry '04

What to do, what to do?! AlphaWife got a letter from Mr. Munster himself asking for money.

I figure he must have gotten her name off a contributors list of one of those radical left-wing animal rights groups that I just can’t break her of supporting.

  • Her:”But look at the picture — poor wolf is pitiful in the snow!”
  • Me: “It’s where he belongs. Besides, these people want to take away your right to own a pet!”
  • Her: “OK, I’ll only give enough to get the little stuffed wabbit. It’s so cute!”
  • Me: “Fine. What’s for dinner?”

So now I’m in possession of a “no postage necessary” return envelope addressed to the DNC.

Anybody got an engine block I can attach it to?

4 Responses to “Scary Kerry is In Da House!”

  1. Marc says:

    Download a SF 180 form and mail it back to the committee.

  2. Mark says:

    I don’t have an engine block, but I do have a 94 Ford Aerostar transmission with no reverse and little forward that I could get rid of. Let me know when you’ll be by to pick it up.

  3. AlphaPatriot says:

    I wonder how I would fit that into a mail box . . .