A burglar is scared off by a noisy pet rabbit.

A German crook broke into a coffee machine that only took tokens, stole a mobile phone that only works on the company grounds, took a cordless screwdriver but not the batteries or charger, and drank a can of coke that had been left out (already opened) and was a year past its sell-by date.

In an truely international case, Romanian customers officers caught a French woman trying to smuggle her Turkish husband into Hungary in a suitcase.

Two men tried to buy a house in Connecticut with 1 lb. of cocaine plus a little cash.

Vandals took pictures of themselves actually performing the vandalizing acts in a school, then left the camera behind.

In an effort to not meet any crooks, Mount Holly, NJ is putting up “humorous” road signs like “Meet Our Judge – Exceed 25 mph” and “Free Speeding Tickets Ahead”.

Alabama cops found 1.5 million dollars rotting in a swamp, missing since a 1995 robbery. It was a “shredded mess. It’s just a mass of green goo.” The men who stole it tried to make it look like they were the victims of an armed robbery of the armored car they were driving. They were found tied up and blindfolded, and have been in jail ever since.

As long as we are picking on criminals, might as well pick on the French, er, judges. How about both? A French judge has been suspended and locked up pending the outcome of a psychiatric exam after he masturbated during final arguments.