I Wish!

Posted September 25th, 2004 by AlphaPatriot and filed in AlphaPatriot

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You are William Safire! You’re ruthless and cunning, and a conservative demigod. You used to write speeches for Nixon. Now you write another column on the English language which has made you the world’s most popular etymologist. You hate media deregulation, but love the Bush administration. If only you weren’t such a brilliant writer. You bastard.

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Hat tip to Gene Healy at Brainwash, who appears to be disgusted to find that he is Paul Krugman!

5 Responses to “I Wish!”

  1. Bithead says:

    Does this mean I have to have an endorsement of Bill Clinton in my past?

  2. Amazing resemblance

    AlphaPatriot links to a fun quiz that figures out what NYT columnist you’re most like. You are David Brooks! You’re exceedingly smart, butyour writing is as compelling as wallpaper. Youare a thoughtful though hard-line conservative,but lack any of Safi…

  3. Amazing resemblance

    AlphaPatriot links to a fun quiz that figures out what NYT columnist you’re most like. You are David Brooks! You’re exceedingly smart, butyour writing is as compelling as wallpaper. Youare a thoughtful though hard-line conservative,but lack any of Safi…

  4. Amazing resemblance

    AlphaPatriot links to a fun quiz that figures out what NYT columnist you’re most like.You are David Brooks! You’re exceedingly smart, butyour writing is as compelling as wallpaper. Youare a thoughtful though hard-line conservative,but lack any of Safir…

  5. Amazing resemblance

    AlphaPatriot links to a fun quiz that figures out what NYT columnist you’re most like.You are David Brooks! You’re exceedingly smart, butyour writing is as compelling as wallpaper. Youare a thoughtful though hard-line conservative,but lack any of Safir…