Fairy Tale Contests
Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio go for a walk together. They come to a sign saying “Beauty Contest Inside” and Snow White says she wants to enter it. She does and returns thirty minutes later with a big smile saying, “I won”.
A little while later they come upon a sign saying “strong man contest inside”. Superman says he wants to enter it and comes back a few minutes later with a smile saying, “I won it”!
Shortly they come upon a sign saying “lying contest inside”. Pinocchio says he wants to enter it and five minutes later returns with tears in his eyes saying, “Anybody know who Barack Obama is?”
