Chuck Norris’ Presidential Campaign Promises

Posted June 11th, 2007 by AlphaPatriot and filed in Humor

Chuck Norris wrote up a few tongue-in-cheek yet liberal-enraging promises that he would make if he were to run for president. My favorite:

Ask Al Gore to provide me with a special governmental study on the connection between spotted owl extinction and global warming. (I’m pretty sure Michael Moore will film the docudrama).

I didn’t know Chuck was such a funny guy.

One Response to “Chuck Norris’ Presidential Campaign Promises”

  1. Terry Baker says:

    TOTALLY hilarious article! I read some of the other articles by Chuck and was quite surprised what a good writer he is–and quite intelligent as well. Well done Chuck!
    YOu can check out his other articles at http://worldnetdaily.com/news/archives.asp?AUTHOR_ID=274