Received via email. Sounds old, yet still funny:

I stopped by the Toyota Dealership yesterday for a look at the new  Tacoma .

Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new “feel” before they become extinct.

The salesman (wearing an Obama “change” lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its “wonderful” options.

The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with his mind, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.

Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.

I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership. Dip-shit had no sense of humor.

Technorati Tags: Humor

Technorati Tags: Humor, BP, Oil Spill

I’m going to order one of these today from Zazzle:

Perfect.

Technorati Tags: Finance Reform, Interfering with Free Market Natural Selection

Dwight David Honeycutt for Conway School Board:

Yeah, I know it’s probably fake. But it’s funny, I don’t care who y’are.

Technorati Tags: Political Ads, Humor

Screen capture from the Washington Nationals online ticketing site:

That’s what one would call “apropos.”

Click over to DeadSpin for full screen shot.

HT to Tweater Patrick Ruffini.

Technorati Tags: Humor, Democratic Diarrhea, Truth in Captcha

Great tee from SnorgTees.com:

Now that’s funny, I don’t care what kind of nerd y’are.

Technorati Tags: Humor, Nerd Humor

A bit of humor from The Onion (ht to The New Nixon):

Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire

Technorati Tags: Humor, Barack Hussein Obama the Dangerous Choice, Terrorist Coddling Liberals

From Non Sequitur, resulting from a discussion of the influence of MSM:

Waitress: Stupid is a condition. Ignorance is a choice.
Customer: And it grabs better ratings.

Now that’s funny, I don’t care who y’are.

Now that’s funny, I don’t care who y’are.

The third and final episode is up, but you only have until midnight Sunday to watch before it disappears (until it reappears on DVD, that is). In the meantime, click on the banner to watch for free: