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I’m going to order one of these today from Zazzle:

Perfect.

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Dwight David Honeycutt for Conway School Board:

Yeah, I know it’s probably fake. But it’s funny, I don’t care who y’are.

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Screen capture from the Washington Nationals online ticketing site:

That’s what one would call “apropos.”

Click over to DeadSpin for full screen shot.

HT to Tweater Patrick Ruffini.

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Great tee from SnorgTees.com:

Now that’s funny, I don’t care what kind of nerd y’are.

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A bit of humor from The Onion (ht to The New Nixon):

Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire

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From Non Sequitur, resulting from a discussion of the influence of MSM:

Waitress: Stupid is a condition. Ignorance is a choice.
Customer: And it grabs better ratings.

Now that’s funny, I don’t care who y’are.

Now that’s funny, I don’t care who y’are.

The third and final episode is up, but you only have until midnight Sunday to watch before it disappears (until it reappears on DVD, that is). In the meantime, click on the banner to watch for free:

This has been going around the email circuit for a couple of months now, and I can resist no longer:

You may be a Taliban if…

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You’ve ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you’ve done with your cave."
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
12. You’ve ever had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

And one more, which I got from commenter Pistolero over at Ace of Spades HQ:

1. You may be a Taliban if don’t think the saying ‘punishing the one eyed cleric’ is a euphemism for male masturbation.

Now that’s funny, I don’t care who y’are.