Hillary Humor

One of many I-can’t-get-over-it memes:

50 Shades of Blame by Shrillery

via Pinterest

Posted September 21st, 2017 Filed in Clinton, Hillary, Humor

Pantsuit Song

And now for a little humor at HC’s expense.

Posted February 25th, 2016 Filed in Clinton, Hillary, Humor

Hillary’s Howard Dean Moment Set to Music

We didn’t have social media when Howard Dean screamed his way out of a race. But lucky for us, we do now!

This Vine is my favorite so far, but for more search tag #HillaryBarks. More are being uploaded all the time!

Posted February 16th, 2016 Filed in Hillary Clinton, Humor

26 Things I Trust More than Hillary Clinton

Things I Trust More than Hillary Clinton…

  1. Mexican tap water
  2. A rattlesnake with a “pet me” sign
  3. OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
  4. An elevator ride with Ray Rice
  5. Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
  6. Michael Jackson’s Doctor
  7. A Palestinian in Isreal with a backpack on a motorcycle
  8. Gas station Sushi
  9. A Jimmy Carter economic plan
  10. Brian Williams news reports
  11. Loch Ness monster sightings
  12. Playing Russian Roulette with a semi-auto pistol
  13. Emails from Nigerian princes
  14. The Heimlich Maneuver from Barney Frank
  15. A prostate exam from Captain Hook
  16. Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
  17. Rosie O showing restraint at an all-you-can-eat buffet
  18. Prostitutes in Thailand
  19. Joe Biden with his arm around me.
  20. The government when it says a tax will be temporary
  21. North Korean media
  22. John Kerry’s war record.
  23. Obama’s Birth Certificate
  24. Kool Aid at a Jim Jones party
  25. Paris Hilton proofreading a college thesis
  26. Nancy Pelosi’s grip on reality

See an expanded list of 109 things I trust more than Hillary Clinton at ThingsITrustMoreThanHillary.com.

Posted October 26th, 2015 Filed in Clinton, Hillary, Humor

Big Asses on Truck

Received via email:

Big Asses Makes Truck Look Big

Posted March 1st, 2014 Filed in Humor

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Posted August 9th, 2012 Filed in Humor, Obama, Barack Hussein, Races of '12

Calls from Hell

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.  While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.  The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.  When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies, “Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”

Posted August 1st, 2012 Filed in Humor, Obama, Barack Hussein

Ear Infection

They always ask at the doctor’s reception why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’

‘There’s something wrong with my dick’, he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, ‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. ‘

‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said.

The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’

The man replied, ‘You shouldn’t ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.

The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’

‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. ‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?’

‘I can’t piss out of it,’ he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you’re going to lose!

Posted July 31st, 2012 Filed in Humor

Fairy Tale Contests

Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio go for a walk together. They come to a sign saying “Beauty Contest Inside” and Snow White says she wants to enter it. She does and returns thirty minutes later with a big smile saying, “I won”.

A little while later they come upon a sign saying “strong man contest inside”. Superman says he wants to enter it and comes back a few minutes later with a smile saying, “I won it”!

Shortly they come upon a sign saying “lying contest inside”. Pinocchio says he wants to enter it and five minutes later returns with tears in his eyes saying, “Anybody know who Barack Obama is?”

Posted July 29th, 2012 Filed in Humor, Obama, Barack Hussein

Irony Defined

A lesson in irony.

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is actually proud of the fact it is distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to “Please Do Not Feed the Animals.” Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.

This ends today’s lesson.

Posted July 11th, 2012 Filed in Government, Humor