26 Things I Trust More than Hillary Clinton

Things I Trust More than Hillary Clinton…

  1. Mexican tap water
  2. A rattlesnake with a “pet me” sign
  3. OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
  4. An elevator ride with Ray Rice
  5. Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
  6. Michael Jackson’s Doctor
  7. A Palestinian in Isreal with a backpack on a motorcycle
  8. Gas station Sushi
  9. A Jimmy Carter economic plan
  10. Brian Williams news reports
  11. Loch Ness monster sightings
  12. Playing Russian Roulette with a semi-auto pistol
  13. Emails from Nigerian princes
  14. The Heimlich Maneuver from Barney Frank
  15. A prostate exam from Captain Hook
  16. Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
  17. Rosie O showing restraint at an all-you-can-eat buffet
  18. Prostitutes in Thailand
  19. Joe Biden with his arm around me.
  20. The government when it says a tax will be temporary
  21. North Korean media
  22. John Kerry’s war record.
  23. Obama’s Birth Certificate
  24. Kool Aid at a Jim Jones party
  25. Paris Hilton proofreading a college thesis
  26. Nancy Pelosi’s grip on reality

See an expanded list of 109 things I trust more than Hillary Clinton at ThingsITrustMoreThanHillary.com.

Posted October 26th, 2015 Filed in Clinton, Hillary, Humor